If only there were as many candidates as there are reasons to hate each candidate…
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If only there were as many candidates as there are reasons to hate each candidate…
(Source: shitrepublicancandidatessay, via cogito-ergo-doleo)
“To take an ex-wife and make it two days before the primary, a significant question in a presidential campaign, is as close to despicable as anything I can imagine..”
Yo, talk about a dude being out of touch…
Really, Newt? You can’t imagine… can not fathom… anything… as in, “nothing else on God’s green Earth”… more “despicable” than this…?
…CNN asking you whether the way you’ve treated the women you love is relevant to the way you’ll treat the country you love and are trying to FUCKING RUN…?
You’re running for PRESIDENT OF THE FUCKING EMPIRE, homeboy! You’re in for way more “despicable” shit than what you were subjected to by CNN. And dude, where the hell have you been, like, the past 30 years of your career? You were Speaker of the House from 1995 to 1999! You’ve been in Congress since 1979!
So were you just sleeping through all that bombing/invading/arming/generally-sketchiness that your country has been doing for your entire career?
Or are you just that fucking heartless that you genuinely think that getting “player hated” on by CNN is more “despicable” than all of the millions of lives your decisions have been fucking over this whole time?
No, but seriously, Newt, some sketchy-ass shit has gone down on your watch… it’s not even a politically motivated accusation, that’s just public knowledge… (in case you’re having trouble figuring out Google or something, you can just skim through any 10 pages in any book by Noam Chomsky from the last 20 years & have your eyes opened very quickly)…
So to act like you aren’t even aware of all those fucking bombs and bullets we’ve been pumping across the planet and point the finger at the “destructive, vicious, negative nature of much of the news media” as a major threat to Americans… that, dude, is despicable.
Newt is pissed off about how CNN keeps avoiding hard facts to push their liberal, elitist angle. Well, I’m fucking outraged at every politicians elitist “ra-ra-America!” bias that’s distracting the masses from the truth about how our country is a cancer to the entire fucking planet and won’t stop spreading until these pieces of shit are stopped.
I’m starting an advocacy group to encourage children to trip balls on psychedelic substances instead staring at the television for hours. Do you think anyone will notice if I Photoshop this “Forest” ad to fit our cause?
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BLUE VELVETTE (David Lynch rap) (by daveoishot)
This…I…there are…EPIC!
No words for this. Absolutely none. This person is the best person ever, next to Lynch.
Daveo Mathias…he gets Lynch, I tell ya…he gets the whole ouevre…he just GETS IT!
My back-up plan in life has been to become a professor of film or literature… maybe they’ll pay me to lecture about Lynch if I do it in rhyme? I dunno, just a thought…
David Lynch asked me to make a rap video about my love of his work. I’m guessing he wants more black people to watch Blue Velvet? I dunno, he’s weird…
BLUE VELVETTE by Cancer Merchant
On The Shoulders of Miniatures by Do Ho Suh
Entitled “Floor”, this piece currently showing at Lehmann Maupin gallery in Singapore through February 11th, 2012 features a glass panel held aloft by thousands of tiny plastic figures, all straining to keep the floor of level for you, their unintended god.
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CANCER MERCHANT is back. Here’s the 1st single. Very Lynchian…
Dedicated to the National Defense Authorization Act of 2012.
I wish this was common knowledge. This time of year would quite possibly be a little less annoying.
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This Is All Kinds Of Wrong of the Day: A rather worrisome bit of censoring took place today at the House of Representatives, which had a split-second pro-forma session this morning.
A Democratic effort to force an up-or-down vote on the Senate’s payroll tax cut extension plan was hastily halted by Speaker Pro Tempore Michael Fitzpatrick (R-PA), who swiftly adjourned the House without acknowledging Democratic Whip Steny Hoyer’s repeated cries of “Mr. Speaker.”
Despite being rudely shutdown by Fitzpatrick, Hoyer went on to have his say, excoriating Republicans for allowing the tax cut to expire despite the potential damage to the already struggling economy.
As Hoyer was yielding to another Democrat, Rep. Chris Van Hollen (D-MD), ranking member on the House Budget Committee, the mic suddenly cut out, followed shortly by the footage.
C-SPAN later tweeted that it “has no control over the U.S. House TV cameras – the Speaker of the House does,” suggesting that someone in House Speaker John Boehner’s office ordered the live feed off the air.
Less than a year ago, C-SPAN’s asked Boehner for permission to install privately-operated cameras in the House. That request was denied.
Absolutely disgusting.
Democracy in action!
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