Daveo Mathias
is a person
in Los Angeles.

He also writes
& performs.





Lance Lants:
Pro Paparazzi



A Rapper Talks
About His Penis



Anne Frank Goes
To Bandcamp



The Last Supper



Scientology



Club Bang(h)er



Bawitaba, Woodstock



You Are Not
The Father



The Girls



The Kodak Moment



Best Gift Ever



WePilgrims



McSweeney's


If you ask me, Team Drake won.
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The working title of the album was “Black Man Is God, the White Man Is the Devil. Ol’ Dirty Bastard’s sophomore album, Nigga Please.
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Hmmmm…. I WONDER…

Who could this kid’s favorite comedian be?

A) Dane Cook

B) Dane Cook

C) Dane Cook

D) All of the above.

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Chocolate Delicious - “Danger, Found Alone”

“Your heart is a bottle in a brown paper bag. Yeah, I took too much.”

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Pour one for the homie…
R.I.P. Billy Mays.

Pour one for the homie…

R.I.P. Billy Mays.

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In Memorium.
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My homie Harold told me about Jose Luis before he left on tour & we talked about going when he got back… but after seeing actual footage from it, I’M FUCKING DYING TO GO ASAP.

Jose Luis Sin Censuras is the Mexican Jerry Springer, but way crazier (or maybe that’s just cuz I don’t know Spanish well). But I mean, they let audience members get in on the fights! How awesome is that!


Seriously, everyone in the LA area needs to go to this asap. I’m getting my tickets on Monday. There’s really nothing more delightful to me in the world than Spanish Fist-Fights.

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Okay, we get it, TNT! You made a cleverly-titled show! Jada Pinkett-Smith is a “Registered Nurse” named “Hawthorne”… RN… HawthoRNe.  How clever!!!
Oh wait a second! I forgot you were making the MOST RIDICULOUS FUCKING STRETCH IN PUN HISTORY. Seriously, couldn’t think of anything more clever than her job’s initials being the SECOND-AND-THIRD-TO-LAST-LETTERS in the main characters name? Really? Couldn’t even drop the “E” and make the pun the last two letters? Because Lord knows it would be IMPOSSIBLE to make a show where the pun is at the beginning of the title! Jesus Christ, I thought you had professionals making these things…

Okay, we get it, TNT! You made a cleverly-titled show! Jada Pinkett-Smith is a “Registered Nurse” named “Hawthorne”… RN… HawthoRNe.  How clever!!!

Oh wait a second! I forgot you were making the MOST RIDICULOUS FUCKING STRETCH IN PUN HISTORY. Seriously, couldn’t think of anything more clever than her job’s initials being the SECOND-AND-THIRD-TO-LAST-LETTERS in the main characters name? Really? Couldn’t even drop the “E” and make the pun the last two letters? Because Lord knows it would be IMPOSSIBLE to make a show where the pun is at the beginning of the title! Jesus Christ, I thought you had professionals making these things…

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I want to hate Dizzee Rascal in this video for making “hip-hop artists” sound so stupid, but it’s just too hilarious to be mad at.

“Of course I’m British, man! You know me! [Eyreelman???] What’s good? I fink it don’t matter what color you are… it matter what color your heart is, man… and your intentions. I fink a black man, purple man, Martian man can run the country…”

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On today’s edition of DOPE FUCKING DUOS…
Chad Hugo & Fam-Lay.

On today’s edition of DOPE FUCKING DUOS…

Chad Hugo & Fam-Lay.

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Themselves - Poison Pit

I feel like this song is what it would sound like if Willy Wonka made hip-hop instead of chocolate. Doseone is seriously spectacular. I just wish he wasn’t so coked out… or maybe more coked out? Does coke make you more creative… or less? I’m not sure.  I’ll have to check it out.

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A great little video on Ed Templeton - one of my favorite skaters and artists growing up.
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T-Pain’s explanation of his new chain is too perfect to not post:

10lbs. 197kts. Very very real I don’t know what fake feel like.$410,000. Hola señor recession proof. With 32 cars.Oldest child 5 and already got 4 million in her own account.I dont do dumb shit like this till I know the fams good. So don’t judge me frm what I buy. Judge me frm what I do.Cuz it’s so many artists that put themself before their family. but thanx yo

T-Pain’s explanation of his new chain is too perfect to not post:

10lbs. 197kts. Very very real I don’t know what fake feel like.$410,000. Hola señor recession proof. With 32 cars.Oldest child 5 and already got 4 million in her own account.I dont do dumb shit like this till I know the fams good. So don’t judge me frm what I buy. Judge me frm what I do.Cuz it’s so many artists that put themself before their family. but thanx yo

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The dude who writes the titles for the porn videos on Red Tube is incredibly lazy.
The dude who writes the titles for the porn videos on Red Tube is incredibly lazy.
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