February 2009
35 posts
“The album was conceived and recorded by Madlib during a week long psilocybin...”
– Quasimoto’s debut album, The Unseen.  …Funny, I couldn’t tell.
Feb 1st
January 2009
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Jan 30th
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YOUR PESSIMISM IS MY POWER… YOUR PRESUMPTIONS LEAD TO MY REDEMPTIONS … I DON’T LIKE THE OBVIOUS… I LIKE THE TENSION… I LIVE FOR THE FIGHT… I AM A SOLDIER OF FREE THOUGHT IN A CLOSED MINDED WORLD AND I AM READY FOR WAR… I HAVE LOST EVERYTHING SO I AM FEARLESS … YOU OBVIOUSLY DON’T KNOW WHO YOU’RE UP AGAINST… I WILL SPARK A...
Jan 30th
Dude's got his shit together
And there are times when we are lying in bed and I look over and sort of have a start. Because I realize here is this other person who is separate and different and has different memories and backgrounds and thoughts and feelings. It’s that tension between familiarity and mystery that makes for something strong, because, even as you build a life of trust and comfort and mutual support, you...
Jan 29th
Jan 29th
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Jerking off to 2012.
The world’s supposed to end in 2012. As terrified as everyone is about this, it’s funny that the apocalypse has always been a subliminal fantasy of man. Since the beginning of time, people have claimed the world is going to end within their lifetime, not because there was any proof of this, but because they were hoping that the world would end within their lifetime. Of course, it...
Jan 27th
Jan 27th
“What can you expect when you’re on top? You know? It’s like...”
– Dirk Diggler
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Yeezy's Blog Is The Reason The Internet Was... →
This rant is amazing. It ain’t even a rant, it’s straight truth!
Jan 23rd
Jan 23rd
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“Lookin’ for new girls to put babies in.”
–  Ol’ Dirty Bastard, when asked what his plans were for 1998 (my plan for every year).
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In his early teens Charles Bukowski had an epiphany when he was introduced to alcohol by his friend William “Baldy” Mullinax, son of an alcoholic surgeon. “This (alcohol) is going to help me for a very long time,” he later wrote, describing the genesis of his lifelong love affair with the bottle Oh, and how it did, Henry.
Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
MC Joaq Doc!!! →
This is either the greatest practical joke in quite some time or the most awful & vain idea in quite some time. Either of which will make this an amazing documentary. Here’s some stellar pics from his first performance a few months ago.
Jan 16th
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WatchWatch
This is an older video I did for fun about 2 years ago. Not exactly my best (especially casting-wise. I pull an Eddie Murphy and play every part), but I still enjoy this. I mean, c’mon, I was 17. I’m not making Citizen Kane here.
Jan 16th
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Jan 14th
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE?!?!
The Season Five premiere of the ABC hit drama LOST airs next Wednesday, January 21st at 8/7c. That means - if you’re a fuckface and still haven’t hopped aboard the bandwagon of television’s greatest series ever (next to Mad Men & The Wire) - you have less than 8 days to catch up! Now, with the first 4 seasons accumulating 83 episodes, with an average runtime of 45 minutes...
Jan 13th
Jan 13th
I believe that one’s character shouldn’t be defined by occupation, class, hobbies, etc, but more so by one’s favorite Ol’ Dirty Bastard alias. Big Baby Jesus, Sweet Baby Jesus Dirt McGirt, Dirt Dog Russell Jones Osirus Ason Unique, Unique Ason Joe Bananas Old Dirty Chinese Restaurant (from Chappelle’s Show) The Bebop Specialist The Man of All...
Jan 13th
Jan 13th
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Good job, Mickey. (Yes, this post was necessary - Mickey Rourke checks my blog daily…) Also, it’s great when Mr. Rourke’s dogs get a greater round of applause than Axl Rose.
Jan 12th
I’m confident that the world would be alot better place if men had to masturbate before making any decisions in their life. So, so, so many mistake are made just from a lack of jerking it. The world’s judgment, as a whole, would be alot clearer if dude’s would take 6 or 7 minutes to beat it before weighing the pros and cons of something. I’d bet a fair amount of money that...
Jan 11th
Jan 11th
Reggie & The Full Effect - Congratulations Smack... →
You gotta check out this video. I got into R&FE 6 years ago and love them just as much today. Pop-punk lives. This is the epitome of freshman year for me. Sorry that I couldn’t find the Youtube. Dunno why they’re trippin.
Jan 9th
Why This Year Will Rule (Even Better Than Obama) →
Jan 9th
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Jan 8th
Mickey Rourke in talks for Iron Man 2 →
Uh… can you say “Shit. Yes.”?
Jan 8th
NahRight: I have not seen any of these videos but... →
(via davidcho) Oh, fuck! Lil Wayne just keeps killin’ me with the sports talk.
Jan 7th
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“And we will be ready, at the end of every day will be ready, will not say no to...”
– I’ve read Dave Eggers’ A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius way too many times. So how about I stop picking up your fucking slack and you read it too?
Jan 4th
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
Jan 2nd
Sex
Sometimes, I understand why Christians tell everyone that sex so sacred. It’s better to avoid boning. It really can fuck your shit up, man. (Emotionally, I mean. I didn’t recently get an STD [I don’t think so, at least]).
Jan 2nd