Daveo Mathias: Archive

Mar 31st

Some guy left his Facebook logged in on a computer at my college (a Christian university). His status was a Bible verse. Of course, I changed his status to “I’m gay, I love dick.” I was pretty proud of myself until I realized I couldve changed it to: “There is no god. Fuck Jesus. Hail Satan. My veins run warm with Lucifer’s cum.” Oh well. I did my best....

Mar 31st

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Mar 30th

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Mar 28th

Ectypal Innovators - Frank, Clean Your Fucking...

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Mar 23rd

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The new Childish Gambino is hard as fuck.

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Mar 17th

It’s come to my attention that the layout for MadAtoms is pretty darn similar to my website, WePilgrims, with their choice of horizontal, scroll-over pictures as a menu. I would call this a coincidence except for the fact that someone from MadAtoms emailed me before their site launched, asking me to contribute videos or blogs or whatever. I don’t know much about them besides its...

Mar 17th

Mar 16th

Watch

Uh, wow.

Mar 16th

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“Please… I laugh at you. I go home at night and I laugh at you. You, you...”

– Jimmy Barrett

Mar 14th

McSweeney's Is Having A HUGE Sale. Books for $15,... →

Just got 6 books for $30. Uh, fuck yeah?

Mar 11th

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“But we! - we are great-looking! We have a style, which is messy, rakish, yet intriguingly so, singular. We are new and everyone else is old. We are the chosen ones, obviously, the queens to their drones - the rest of those gathered at this open house are aging, past their prime, sad, hopeless. They are crinkly and no longer have randome sex, as only I among them am still capable of. They...

Mar 11th

A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius is seriously my Bible.

Mar 11th

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Mar 10th

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Mar 9th

BOYZ II MEN'S STYLIST HAD NO CREATIVITY →

Here’s a bunch of photos I put together of the #1 selling R&B group of all-time. Enjoy.

Mar 9th

Mar 8th

Amazing Tommy Wiseau Article/Interview →

If this first question isn’t enough to make you read the whole thing, I dunno why you exist: What inspired you to make The Room? Well, first I wrote the script. And then I did a lot of intensive research… I hope that you will put this in your article… It seems to me you have nice poise. How long have you been doing this as a reporter? About six years now. Oh, okay. So don’t...

Mar 8th

Question: Is this the weirdest GIF ever? a) Yes. b) Yeah. c) FUCK YES. d) All of the above.

Mar 6th