May 2009
8 posts
April 2009
20 posts
Chick-Fil-A Experience #2
This event was supposed to happen yesterday, but some asshole’s religion got in the way.
FUCK THIS GUY.
As much as I love Chick-Fil-A’s food, I can’t support its beliefs. No, Chick-Fil-A, you didn’t invent the Chicken Sandwich… GOD DID.
Wait… what’s going on here? A cow wearing a suit?
OH! I GET IT! Because no cows get slaughtered if we eat...
"Naveed" by Dave Eggers →
Yet another example of why Dave Eggers is so fucking dope. One of my favorite short stories (and don’t worry, it’s really short).
Last night, Payman and I approached Tommy to get a picture. Tommy looked at me and said “Hey! You already have three pictures with me!” …ACTUALLY, Thomas, I only had two pictures with you. You must have imagined taking a third picture with me… in your dreams.
Nevertheless, I got my third Tommy picture in a row.
I like that in all three of the monthly pictures, you can see my hair slowly...
". . . it becomes clear early on, after she wears...
This is one of the many profound quotes from Dave Eggers’ “A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius” that has made it my personal Gospel. He describes a brief relationship with a sophisticated older (30) woman which was going great until she decided to rock a beret.
When I first read this, I couldn’t get over how great Eggers captures this tragic feeling. I don’t...
Apparently, "%Private" DOES NOT make a Tweet...
Here’s a chronolocial timeline of my Twitter from yesterday:
NEW TWITTER FEATURE! “%Private” makes a Tweet visible to only you - for when you wanna Tweet personal, deep dark secrets w/o friends seeing!
Don’t believe me about the new TweetFeat? Let me ask you this: how come you never anyone posting “%Private” tweets, huh? …Told ya so.
%Private I jerk off...
WatchJust so I can get this over with and have a 420-related post, here’s a video of the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
I saw this bit about 2 years ago at the UCB & it’s seriously the best.
WeedSmokeHighBlazeBluntChronicKushBudPotEtcEtcEtc.
Some REAL reasons to dislike Brokencyde. →
theidiotking:
“…a world in which every trope of every genre, sub- or not, is so instantly accessible, consumable and repeatable that to ‘like’ something is completely subsumed by the act of ‘acknowledging’ something.”
I saw BROKENCYDE’s tour van/trailer drive by my work today. I almost abandoned my job to chase after it. I’m glad their single & music video are getting more...
I want to die on March 31st so people will go a whole day thinking its just a joke and that I’m still alive.
Ha! Suckers…