Daveo Mathias
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Swag Syndrome



BTB: T.M.I.



Cuban Linx



MK-ULTRA



Haus of Gaga



The Pale King



Bit It & Quit It



Judgement Day



Human Beings



Turning 21



Young People



Lance Lants:
Pro Paparazzi



A Rapper Talks
About His Penis



Anne Frank Goes
To Bandcamp



The Last Supper



Scientology



Club Bang(h)er



Bawitaba, Woodstock



Xavier's Flower Shop



You Are Not
The Father



The Girls



The Kodak Moment



Best Gift Ever



WePilgrims



McSweeney's


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No wonder Tupac’s dead.

rustilldown:

In 1995, Tupac was sued by the estate of a slain Texas Trooper. The Trooper’s family claimed Tupac’s music incited police shootings.

(Source: getawaay, via cogito-ergo-doleo)

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INFINITE JEST is back this week, and I can promise you, there won’t be any liberal media there trying to ruin your children’s image of oil tycoons & the mega-rich.  So come on out!

Thursday, December 8
9:30 p
FREE!!!

@

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300 S. Raymond Ave., Pasadena

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SWAGan.

SWAGan.

(Source: professordog, via cogito-ergo-doleo)

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Tomorrow night (Thursday!)!!!

Tomorrow night (Thursday!)!!!

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comedycentral:

First Look at Key & Peele

Here’s the first clip from Key & Peele, Keegan Michael Key and Jordan Peele’s new sketch series coming to Comedy Central in January.

The teaser will air during tonight’s season finale of Tosh.0.

Can’t wait for this show. 

(via atencio)

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Holy shit!  I found this old video of the CIA experimenting with LSD and the kid tripping balls looks just like me!   Time travel?

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Let’s Hunt & Kill Miley Cyrus. 

Let’s Hunt & Kill Miley Cyrus. 

(Source: billhicks)

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What I realized was - they don’t want the people to be awake. The elite ruling class wants us asleep so we’ll remain a docile, apathetic herd of passive consumers, and non-participants in the true agendas of our governments, which is to keep us seperate and present an image of a world filled with unresolvable problems that they, and only they may be able to solve. Just stay asleep America, keep watching TV, keep paying attention to the infinite witness of illusion we provide you over Lucifer’s Dream Box - television. I find it laughable and pathetic. Bill Hicks (via billhicks)
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When I first saw this, it was like, “Phew! No way he’s becoming President now!”

Then I realized, “Wait… this guy is CURRENTLY A FUCKING GOVERNOR OF ONE OF THE BIGGEST STATES IN THE COUNTRY!”

Then the whole thing got less funny and more depressing.

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hatefulatheist:

Happy birthday Carl Sagan!

SHOUT OUTS TO SWAGAN!  I hope you’re cruising the cosmos, you silly stoner you.  

hatefulatheist:

Happy birthday Carl Sagan!

SHOUT OUTS TO SWAGAN!  I hope you’re cruising the cosmos, you silly stoner you.  

(via cogito-ergo-doleo)

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Here’s a new video I did for MTV about person hygiene for dudes.  Fellas, listen up!!!

Directed by Payman Benz.
Shot by Chris Darnell. 
Featuring Cale Hartmann. 

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Here’s a video I did for MTV about safe sex!  

Directed by Payman Benz, shot by Chris Darnell, and featuring Angela Trimbur & Tony Ortega. 

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E V E R Y T H I N G I S P U R P L E 

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SEXXXY HALLOWEEN

w/ Whitmer Thomas, Budd Diaz, Clay Tatum, Eric Dadourian, & Harold Camping. 

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