hatefulatheist:

Happy birthday Carl Sagan!

SHOUT OUTS TO SWAGAN!  I hope you’re cruising the cosmos, you silly stoner you.  

hatefulatheist:

Happy birthday Carl Sagan!

SHOUT OUTS TO SWAGAN!  I hope you’re cruising the cosmos, you silly stoner you.  

Here’s a new video I did for MTV about person hygiene for dudes.  Fellas, listen up!!!

Directed by Payman Benz.
Shot by Chris Darnell. 
Featuring Cale Hartmann. 

Here’s a video I did for MTV about safe sex!  

Directed by Payman Benz, shot by Chris Darnell, and featuring Angela Trimbur & Tony Ortega. 

E V E R Y T H I N G I S P U R P L E 

SEXXXY HALLOWEEN

w/ Whitmer Thomas, Budd Diaz, Clay Tatum, Eric Dadourian, & Harold Camping. 

Das Racist - The Trick

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Das Racist - The Trick

I’m ill, people really love me.  I’m whack, people think I’m ugly. 

OH MY GOD BASED GOD.  YOU CAN REPOST MY VIDEO BASED GOD. 

paymanbenz:

Here’s a new sketch I directed for MTV Clutch that was written by/stars my buddy Daveo Mathias.  It also features Reggie Watkins and as usual, shot by the awesome Chris Darnell.

With a swagged out beat from wwiidobe!  

Oh, and I still rap under The Pale King…   T.M. Eye is just an artistic alter-ego.  Like what Dirt McGirt/Ason Unique/Osirus/Big Baby Jesus/Joe Bananas/BZA were to Ol’ Dirty Bastard… or what Chris Gaines was to Garth Brooks. 

Here’s a new video I helped out with for MTV to raise awareness about a very serious medical condition.  Please, help spread the word.  SWAG!


The only time I’ve ever wished the Death Star (Wall Street) was on the West Coast.