Last night, Payman and I approached Tommy to get a picture. Tommy looked at me and said “Hey! You already have three pictures with me!” …ACTUALLY, Thomas, I only had two pictures with you. You must have imagined taking a third picture with me… in your dreams.

Nevertheless, I got my third Tommy picture in a row.

I like that in all three of the monthly pictures, you can see my hair slowly growing. I plan to continue getting a pic every month until my hair is as long as Tommy’s.

Also, I’m pleased to announce that Payman & I will be working with Mr. Wiseau in the near future. He recently agreed to be a part of a big project we’re working on. YES! MY IDOL IS NOW MY COLLEAGUE!

This guy started yelling at everyone in line for The Room saying how his indie film premiered at the theatre the night before but no one came to see it. The dude was outraged that “a shitty movie” sells out 5 theatres, but his serious “art” couldn’t get a crowd.

Of course, I neutralized the situation by grabbing the guy, giving him the earbud to my iPod, and drunkenly screaming Soulja Boy’s “Turn My Swag On”.

He backed the fuck off real quick.

One might say: “Soulja Boy TOLD ‘EM!”