Daveo Mathias
is a person
that writes & performs
in Los Angeles
& other Earthly areas.
Swag Syndrome
BTB: T.M.I.
Cuban Linx
MK-ULTRA
Haus of Gaga
The Pale King
Bit It & Quit It
Judgement Day
Human Beings
Turning 21
Young People
Lance Lants:
Pro Paparazzi
A Rapper Talks
About His Penis
Anne Frank Goes
To Bandcamp
The Last Supper
Scientology
Club Bang(h)er
Bawitaba, Woodstock
Xavier's Flower Shop
You Are Not
The Father
The Girls
The Kodak Moment
Best Gift Ever
WePilgrims
McSweeney's
This event was supposed to happen yesterday, but some asshole’s religion got in the way.
FUCK THIS GUY.
As much as I love Chick-Fil-A’s food, I can’t support its beliefs. No, Chick-Fil-A, you didn’t invent the Chicken Sandwich… GOD DID.
Wait… what’s going on here? A cow wearing a suit?
OH! I GET IT! Because no cows get slaughtered if we eat slaughtered chickens in strip form instead!!! And the cow doesn’t want to die!!! Oh, silly cow, you sure are clever!
