Sorry, guys. I was holding out on this one for awhile now, but its just too much not to post.

Ladies & Gentlemen, meet ARTHUR KADE. And YES, he is as douchey as he looks.

There’s way too much insanity to try explaining the guy, but basically Arthur Kade is an aspiring actor/douchebag in Philadelphia who quit (or was fired from) his job and lives on his friend’s couch. His blog is called “The Journey” and he is 100% that he will be a superstar very soon.

For a pretty solid summary of how bad Kade is, check out the Arthur Kade Cliffnotes.

Here’s just a taste of how insane Mr. Kade is:

In this age of medical technology, a girl needs to do everything possible to make sure her body and face look amazing at all times. I see too many girls who are 7’s and 8’s that could be so much hotter with larger breasts or lips, liposuction in the hips or stomach, or other work done to their body, and are not willing to take the steps necessary to enhance their appearance. I am not sure why certain girls are resistant to upgrading their features with medical help, because when you are in a metropolitan city that is a “meat market”, then you need to do whatever you can to land someone like me who only wants the best. I once dated a girl who was a 9, but with fake boobs would have been a 10, and when I told her to get them she would say “I like my body, if you don’t, then too bad”. I thought it may be a money issue, so I offered to buy them figuring we may date long term, but she refused the offer (I would never make that offer today, that was the “Old Arthur”). I lost attraction for her because during sex I would want more to play with, and eventually I just got tired of settling and broke up with her

Wow. Just wow. I can’t even comment on this. You just have to watch his YouTube videos and read his blog, there’s so much crazy shit! Like, really?!

If this is a hoax or some intricate character of the perfect douchebag being played by this guy, then Arthur Kade is the greatest actor of all time! Sadly, it seems pretty real and Arthur Kade is probably the worst human being of all time.