Daveo Mathias
is a person
that writes & performs
in Los Angeles
& other Earthly areas.
Swag Syndrome
BTB: T.M.I.
Cuban Linx
MK-ULTRA
Haus of Gaga
The Pale King
Bit It & Quit It
Judgement Day
Human Beings
Turning 21
Young People
Lance Lants:
Pro Paparazzi
A Rapper Talks
About His Penis
Anne Frank Goes
To Bandcamp
The Last Supper
Scientology
Club Bang(h)er
Bawitaba, Woodstock
Xavier's Flower Shop
You Are Not
The Father
The Girls
The Kodak Moment
Best Gift Ever
WePilgrims
McSweeney's
Sorry I haven’t been updating this much. I’ve been busy getting in all the masturbation I can before I enter my 20s & actually start having real sex!
I’m going to be 20 tomorrow, which is like the new 60. Fuck.
I really didn’t take advantage of my teenage years enough. It’s pretty sad. No kegstands, no STDs, no suicide attempts, no Goth phases. I’ve missed out on so much.
Welp! Gotta get back to jerkin’ it!
