Okay, we get it, TNT! You made a cleverly-titled show! Jada Pinkett-Smith is a “Registered Nurse” named “Hawthorne”… RN… HawthoRNe.  How clever!!!

Oh wait a second! I forgot you were making the MOST RIDICULOUS FUCKING STRETCH IN PUN HISTORY. Seriously, couldn’t think of anything more clever than her job’s initials being the SECOND-AND-THIRD-TO-LAST-LETTERS in the main characters name? Really? Couldn’t even drop the “E” and make the pun the last two letters? Because Lord knows it would be IMPOSSIBLE to make a show where the pun is at the beginning of the title! Jesus Christ, I thought you had professionals making these things…