“To take an ex-wife and make it two days before the primary, a significant question in a presidential campaign, is as close to despicable as anything I can imagine..”

Yo, talk about a dude being out of touch…

Really, Newt? You can’t imagine… can not fathom… anything… as in, “nothing else on God’s green Earth”… more “despicable” than this…?

…CNN asking you whether the way you’ve treated the women you love is relevant to the way you’ll treat the country you love and are trying to FUCKING RUN…?

You’re running for PRESIDENT OF THE FUCKING EMPIRE, homeboy!  You’re in for way more “despicable” shit than what you were subjected to by CNN.  And dude, where the hell have you been, like, the past 30 years of your career?  You were Speaker of the House from 1995 to 1999!  You’ve been in Congress since 1979! 

So were you just sleeping through all that bombing/invading/arming/generally-sketchiness that your country has been doing for your entire career?

Or are you just that fucking heartless that you genuinely think that getting “player hated” on by CNN is more “despicable” than all of the millions of lives your decisions have been fucking over this whole time? 

No, but seriously, Newt, some sketchy-ass shit has gone down on your watch… it’s not even a politically motivated accusation, that’s just public knowledge… (in case you’re having trouble figuring out Google or something, you can just skim through any 10 pages in any book by Noam Chomsky from the last 20 years & have your eyes opened very quickly)…

So to act like you aren’t even aware of all those fucking bombs and bullets we’ve been pumping across the planet and point the finger at the “destructive, vicious, negative nature of much of the news media” as a major threat to Americans… that, dude, is despicable.

Newt is pissed off about how CNN keeps avoiding hard facts to push their liberal, elitist angle.  Well, I’m fucking outraged at every politicians elitist “ra-ra-America!” bias that’s distracting the masses from the truth about how our country is a cancer to the entire fucking planet and won’t stop spreading until these pieces of shit are stopped.