Daveo Mathias
is a person
that writes & performs
in Los Angeles
& other Earthly areas.
Swag Syndrome
BTB: T.M.I.
Cuban Linx
MK-ULTRA
Haus of Gaga
The Pale King
Bit It & Quit It
Judgement Day
Human Beings
Turning 21
Young People
Lance Lants:
Pro Paparazzi
A Rapper Talks
About His Penis
Anne Frank Goes
To Bandcamp
The Last Supper
Scientology
Club Bang(h)er
Bawitaba, Woodstock
Xavier's Flower Shop
You Are Not
The Father
The Girls
The Kodak Moment
Best Gift Ever
WePilgrims
McSweeney's
If Oompa Loompa’s existed today (they’re extinct), I think childhood obesity would be much less of a problem in America. They’ve got musical talent and they’re straight-shooters.
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at, getting terribly fat
What do you think will come of that
I don't like the look of it!
