Sex
Sometimes, I understand why Christians tell everyone that sex so sacred.
It’s better to avoid boning. It really can fuck your shit up, man.
(Emotionally, I mean. I didn’t recently get an STD [I don’t think so, at least]).

Daveo Mathias
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Sometimes, I understand why Christians tell everyone that sex so sacred.
It’s better to avoid boning. It really can fuck your shit up, man.
(Emotionally, I mean. I didn’t recently get an STD [I don’t think so, at least]).