Daveo Mathias
is a person
that writes & performs
in Los Angeles
& other Earthly areas.




Swag Syndrome



BTB: T.M.I.



Cuban Linx



MK-ULTRA



Haus of Gaga



The Pale King



Bit It & Quit It



Judgement Day



Human Beings



Turning 21



Young People



Lance Lants:
Pro Paparazzi



A Rapper Talks
About His Penis



Anne Frank Goes
To Bandcamp



The Last Supper



Scientology



Club Bang(h)er



Bawitaba, Woodstock



Xavier's Flower Shop



You Are Not
The Father



The Girls



The Kodak Moment



Best Gift Ever



WePilgrims



McSweeney's


And we will be ready, at the end of every day will be ready, will not say no to anything, will try to stay awake while everyone is sleeping, will not sleep, will make the shoes with the elves, will breathe deeply all the time, breathe in all the air full of glass and nails and blood, will breathe it and drink it, so rich, so when it comes we will not be angry, will be content, tired enough to go, gratefully, will shake hands with everyone, bye, bye, and then pack a bag, some snacks, and go to the volcano.

I’ve read Dave EggersA Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius way too many times.

So how about I stop picking up your fucking slack and you read it too?

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