I’m confident that the world would be alot better place if men had to masturbate before making any decisions in their life. So, so, so many mistake are made just from a lack of jerking it. The world’s judgment, as a whole, would be alot clearer if dude’s would take 6 or 7 minutes to beat it before weighing the pros and cons of something.

I’d bet a fair amount of money that John F. Kennedy would still be alive today if Lee Harvey Oswald rubbed one out while he was waiting in that book depository. Same with the dude in the grassy knowl. Or whoever orchestrated that whole conspiracy.

Similarly, do you really think that Hitler would have followed through with all that evil if he jerked off in the restroom before every important meeting? I doubt it.