I believe that one’s character shouldn’t be defined by occupation, class, hobbies, etc, but more so by one’s favorite Ol’ Dirty Bastard alias.
- Big Baby Jesus, Sweet Baby Jesus
- Dirt McGirt, Dirt Dog
- Russell Jones
- Osirus
- Ason Unique, Unique Ason
- Joe Bananas
- Old Dirty Chinese Restaurant (from Chappelle’s Show)
- The Bebop Specialist
- The Man of All Rainbows
- Prince Delight
- The Professor
- Rain Man
- Super Bastard
- Peanut the Kidnapper
- RJ Tha Mad Specialist
- Freeloading Rusty
- Hasaan
My favorite has to be The Man of All Rainbows, with Big Baby Jesus coming in a close second.
