WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE?!?!

The Season Five premiere of the ABC hit drama LOST airs next Wednesday, January 21st at 8/7c.

That means - if you’re a fuckface and still haven’t hopped aboard the bandwagon of television’s greatest series ever (next to Mad Men & The Wire) - you have less than 8 days to catch up!

Now, with the first 4 seasons accumulating 83 episodes, with an average runtime of 45 minutes per episode,  there are only 62.25 hours of LOST holding you back from being you’re ready to start Season Five! Therefore, if you watch 7.78 hours per day, you’ll be completely caught up.

So what the fuck! Why are you wasting time on the internet?! Run to the nearest Best Buy, purchase all four box sets, and get watching to 8 episodes a day!!!