Daveo Mathias
is a person
that writes & performs
in Los Angeles
& other Earthly areas.
Swag Syndrome
BTB: T.M.I.
Cuban Linx
MK-ULTRA
Haus of Gaga
The Pale King
Bit It & Quit It
Judgement Day
Human Beings
Turning 21
Young People
Lance Lants:
Pro Paparazzi
A Rapper Talks
About His Penis
Anne Frank Goes
To Bandcamp
The Last Supper
Scientology
Club Bang(h)er
Bawitaba, Woodstock
Xavier's Flower Shop
You Are Not
The Father
The Girls
The Kodak Moment
Best Gift Ever
WePilgrims
McSweeney's
Every time I re-read my Robert Pattinson biography, I get super bummed out at the part that reads, “Oh, and if you own a pair of UGG boots, don’t wear them around Robert! He hates them!”
Well, that the fuck?! If I can’t wear my favorite casual unisex boot around my #1 celeb crush, then what’s the point?!
