FUCK YOU, FedEx…

“Expected Delivery Date: Feb 20 before 4:30pm” my ass…

You have one goddamn job to do and you can’t even do it.

I’m a UPS guy from now on. You just lost a good customer.

If you’re gonna give this kind of service, change your name to FedSu…
FEDERAL SUCKS AT WHAT WE DO.


I’ll leave you with a little pointer before I “go Brown.
”
Try picking up a dictionary before you name your shitty company.


ex·press
Pronunciation: ..ik-ˈspres..
Function: adjective
3 a: traveling at high speed  ; specifically : traveling with few or no stops along the way