I know alot of you have been really worried about a recent post regarding an undelivered FedEx package. I received hundreds of emails this past week expressing your deep concern:

“Mr. Mathias, did FedEx come yet? My already-stuggling-due-to-the-economy small business has decided to boycott FedEx, our only means of sending & receiving documents and/or goods, until the matter with your package has been resolved. We risk bankrupcy, but are, nevertheless, huge fans of your internet videos/blog.” -Stacy, Bakersfield, CA

“Daveo, I am a FedEx employee - Or rather ‘WAS a FedEx employee.’ Being such a fan, I refuse to associate myself with a company that has brought any hardship to your already difficult life. I hope you can forgive my foolish former employer. My prayers remain focused on your package arriving promptly.” -Jennifer, Tampa Bay, FL

“Hello Daveo. Filled with disgust at FedEx’s sloppy management and how it has afflicted your life, I have shot every FedEx delivery man to come to my door this past week and buried them in my backyard. I will continue doing so until your important package has come into your possess. Also, I LOL everytime at the Anne Frank video!!!” -John, Cincinatti, OH

I greatly appreciate all the kind words in regards to my difficulties with FedEx. But I am pleased to announce that my package has finally arrived!!!

Vans Vault Patent Croc Hi-Tops + My Feet = TODAY.

You can all stop boycotting/murdering-employees-of FedEx, now.