Sanjaya didn’t win American Idol. So why is it news that he won’t be surgeon general, either?
C’mon, CNN.com, give us some real news.
What’s next? “William Hung NOT running for President”?

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Sanjaya didn’t win American Idol. So why is it news that he won’t be surgeon general, either?
C’mon, CNN.com, give us some real news.
What’s next? “William Hung NOT running for President”?