Okay, first off… I’ve been in gay clubs before where naked dudes are dancing on tables with their boners out while creepy middle aged gays slap their asses. Okay? Is that understood?

Now, with that said… I’d like to let you know, this video is THE GAYEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.

It’s the music video for the song “FreaXXX” by brokeNCYDE, a “crunk/screamo/electronica” group of unattractive dudes with ridiculous haircuts to draw attention away from their faces (one of them looks like an emo William Baldwin). Oh yeah, and they make music, too.

The four members are named SE7EN, MIKL, PHAT J, and ANTZ (appropriately named after the 1998 animated Dreamworks children’s film, Antz). The descriptions of how each member contributes to the overall group is beyond me, but then again, there isn’t much to contribute when you’re making terrible, terrible music.

They call their fans “Crunk Kids,” though most of them seem to be 14 year old girls with too much mascara, therefore, too young to get crunk. At least they’re honest about the “Kids” part.

Just when you thought they couldn’t get any more gimmicky, here is a pic of one of the “VOX” wearing STUNNA SHADES during a show.

It looks like their new album is being released by SRH (Stoners Reaking Havoc / Supporting Radical Habits) and SUBNOIZE, the companies linked to the musical genius of the Kottonmouth Kingz. Basically, these are bro’s disguised as emo rappers.

And WHAT THE FUCK is the gangsign they throw up at the end? At least fucking spell something with your hands. Looks like you’re reaching out to touch the head of the gay dude you’re boning. That, or stretching in a Richard Simmons class.

I can’t even say anything more. Just watch the video and explore their Myspace page. Too much crazy shit. Their MP3’s have over 30 MILLION plays. Our youth is fucked.