Hey! Remember when MLK made that speech?! Then he died? Yeah! Good, you remember! So powerful, so memorable…

And remember 9/11 and the World Trade Center and all that tragedy?! Yeah, so so sad. So tragic…

Oh, oh, oh! And remember that massacre in Tianamen Square! Where that guy stood in front of those tanks?! Yeah, yeah yeah! That!

Wait, wait, wait… do you remember the atomic bomb and when we dropped a few in Japan? Yeah, it was awful!

And hey hey hey, remember when we launched a rocket into space and put a man on the moon?! Yeah! So amazing!

And hey, remember the Great Wall of China and the Eifel Tower and the Statue of Liberty and Big Ben and every other significant piece of architecture on Earth?!  Yeah!

Man… These past 40 years have been amazing!

And guess what!!! Guess what, guess what, guess what… Over those 40 years, there’s been this GUY who’s been carrying this CROSS!

Okay, and get this… we made a documentary about him! And it’s amazing because… well, like… alot of amazing things have happened in the past 40 years, ya know? And he’s been doing this cross thing for 40 years… so, like, that makes him amazing, too, ya know?

What? No, I mean… his cross thing didn’t directly “have anything to do with”  9/11 or Hiroshima or NASA or I Have A Dream… but I mean, the cross thing was HAPPENING when those things did… so it’s relevant… I mean, it all depends on what you mean by “have anything to do with.”

Listen, it doesn’t matter. Just trust us. These past 40 years have been crazy, so this guys story is worth telling. I mean, if his story wasn’t significant, it wouldn’t have happened in these amazing times, you know? Cool, Jesus Saves, give us your money.

The Cross is a Christian documentary about Arthur Blessitt, a man who has carried a cross around the world for 40 years for…. uh, salvation, or world peace, or uh… something?

Look, I don’t quite know the reason why he did, but I do know he wasn’t just doing it for attention or a sense of self-righteousness. So don’t even go there, liberal media.