Daveo Mathias
is a person
that writes & performs
in Los Angeles
& other Earthly areas.
Swag Syndrome
BTB: T.M.I.
Cuban Linx
MK-ULTRA
Haus of Gaga
The Pale King
Bit It & Quit It
Judgement Day
Human Beings
Turning 21
Young People
Lance Lants:
Pro Paparazzi
A Rapper Talks
About His Penis
Anne Frank Goes
To Bandcamp
The Last Supper
Scientology
Club Bang(h)er
Bawitaba, Woodstock
Xavier's Flower Shop
You Are Not
The Father
The Girls
The Kodak Moment
Best Gift Ever
WePilgrims
McSweeney's
Some guy left his Facebook logged in on a computer at my college (a Christian university). His status was a Bible verse.
Of course, I changed his status to “I’m gay, I love dick.”
I was pretty proud of myself until I realized I couldve changed it to: “There is no god. Fuck Jesus. Hail Satan. My veins run warm with Lucifer’s cum.”
Oh well. I did my best. I still feel pretty good.
