With news of John Madden’s retirement announced earlier this week, it’s time for football to start searching for its new voice. I’d like to take this opportunity to campaign for Pruane2Forever as the new announcer of the NFL.

I know Madden’s trademark voice is one-of-a-kind… but after watching Pruane2Forever’s review on a schoolyard fight, you have to admit that hearing that voice give play-by-play commentary during every single football game of the year would be seriously beneficial to the sport.

On top of that: Madden has a series of succesful videogames… Pruane2Forever loves spending all day in his room playing videogames.

I think the stars aligned for this one, NFL. Don’t fuck it up.