Photographic evidence of my first Chick-Fil-A experience! It was fucking amazing!
My Chick-Fil-trAy is accompanied by the table display for Kid’s Night Tuesday discounts. I was ready to take advantage until I read the fine print: “Child must be present to redeem free offer.”
This poses an interesting situation for the Christian chicken corporation, if a pregnant woman shows up to redeem the offer.
I mean, Life Begins At Conception, right????????? So technically the child is present. BOOM! Pro-Life coming back to bite you in the ass, Chick-Fil-A!!!!


























