Daveo Mathias

My gangster anthem for getting through the inevitable,...

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 14:14:00 -0700

My gangster anthem for getting through the inevitable, unbearable tourist small-talk in hostels.

I know, I know, yep.Yeah you too.

Okay we get it yep.Yeah you too.

I know I know yep.Yeah you too.

Okay, everybody meet Mr. Me Too.

That, and some greenery. winky face.

The Swedish Way.

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 06:09:41 -0700

The Swedish Way.

ich-hasse-alles: You should be so proud @ the way we use your...

Fri, 09 Jul 2010 03:06:58 -0700

ich-hasse-alles:

You should be so proud @ the way we use your books, Daveo.

huirzr: Officer Mehserle, the man responsible for shooting...

Fri, 09 Jul 2010 03:04:23 -0700

huirzr:

Officer Mehserle, the man responsible for shooting Oscar Grant in the back execution style, has gotten off with ‘involuntary manslaughter’. The scales are never experienced a state of equilibrium.

everything is always in your favor.

The true War on Terror is fought domestically.

Photo

Wed, 07 Jul 2010 11:48:43 -0700

"Another thing we can do for jobs is make toys of me, especially for the holidays. Little dolls. Me...."

Wed, 07 Jul 2010 11:48:30 -0700

“Another thing we can do for jobs is make toys of me, especially for the holidays. Little dolls. Me. Like maybe little action dolls. Me in an army uniform, air force uniform, and me in my suit. They can make toys of me and my vehicle, especially for the holidays and Christmas for the kids. That’s something that would create jobs. So you see I think out of the box like that. It’s not something a typical person would bring up. That’s something that could happen, that makes sense.”

- ALVIN GREENE, South Carolina U.S. Senate candidate / “Mystery Man”

FUCK THE RULES! There seems to be a trend in the world of men...

Sat, 03 Jul 2010 01:45:00 -0700

FUCK THE RULES!

There seems to be a trend in the world of men consciously fucking people over for their own benefit… then TOTALLY GETTING AWAY WITH IT.

Ghana, we feel your pain. The Man has been blocking our shots for years.

I AM.

Thu, 01 Jul 2010 14:54:21 -0700

I AM.

WHAAAAA????????!!?!?!?

Wed, 30 Jun 2010 02:08:14 -0700

WHAAAAA????????!!?!?!?

Charles Bridge

Wed, 23 Jun 2010 03:16:00 -0700

Charles Bridge

Best Coast needs to shut the fuck up about how awesome...

Wed, 23 Jun 2010 03:12:53 -0700

Best Coast needs to shut the fuck up about how awesome California is. Well, at least until I get back. Those assholes with their catchy tunes and boastful bags of In-N-Out.

…I’m in Prague.

The Communist Revolution.

Fri, 18 Jun 2010 12:11:00 -0700

The Communist Revolution.

Greetings from Deutschland! (Berlin 6/17/10)

Thu, 17 Jun 2010 12:11:02 -0700

Greetings from Deutschland!

(Berlin 6/17/10)

A Brief Overview of BP CEO Tony Hayward's Life Before The Spill

Tue, 08 Jun 2010 13:15:00 -0700

Amongst the controversy surrounding the ongoing oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, BP CEO Tony Hayward has come under criticism for several gaffes made during his company’s clean-up efforts, most notably when he explained, ”There’s no one who wants this over more than I do. I’d like my life back,“ mere weeks after 11 rig workers were killed in the accident. In an effort to help the public understand the context of their CEO’s statement, BP has released a brief overview of an average day in Mr. Hayward’s life before the natural disaster abruptly turned his world upside-down:

6:30 am - Wake up. Take an hour-long shower in Evian mineral water. When billed for the 200 gallons used, confidently argue that it was more like five or six.
8:15 am - Organize a fifteen CEO circle-jerk into a pile of money and attempt to spend it all as swiftly as possible. If anyone refuses to accept the cum-coated cash, simply dismiss him or her as an obsessive-compulsive greed freak.
9:35 am - Fly private jet to Arlington National Cemetery to seek signatures for personal petition against The Hurt Locker’s Best Picture win over The Blind Side.
10:40 am – Withdraw $3,000 in pennies from the nearest bank, placed in two plastic bags. After they immediately break, covering the floor with coins, blame the supermarket’s poor plastic manufacturing.
12:10pm – Lunch (lobster).
1:20 pm - Kill a close friend in a car wreck while driving violently drunk. When giving the eulogy, spend the first fifteen minutes describing how hard it was to get to the funeral with the family’s favorite Ferrari in the shop.
3:00 pm - Run into a random store on Rodeo Drive and fill a large suitcase with designer leather coats and fine Italian suits. When intercepted by security at the exit, politely agree to accept the consequences as long as the police report’s damages do not exceed the pair of socks stuffed in pants pocket (it would be impossible to estimate the actual amount).
4:15 pm - Take rabies-ridden Rottweiler for a walk in the park, reassuring each passerby that it doesn’t bite. When several school children lose their hands, roll eyes and sarcastically thank them for bleeding all over Boris’ recently groomed fur.
5:40 pm - Stab a hobo in the heart. When he cries, calmly explain that the human body is very big in relation to the tiny amount of blood spilling from his chest.
6:30 pm - Dinner (dolphin)
8:05 pm - Arrive home. Apply oil-free cleanser to face.
9:00 pm - Defecate in wife’s side of the bed. If she finally decides to divorce, reassure self that there’s other fish in the sea. After realizing there isn’t, scream to the heavens about what was done to deserve this.

OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. Run, Jesse,...

Mon, 07 Jun 2010 17:36:07 -0700

OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. Run, Jesse, run!!!

jouster:

dontstopbereaving:

My thoughts exactly, Mr. Pinkman.

Mos > Maher Sorry socially-active youth! Even Billy Boy is a...

Sun, 06 Jun 2010 06:53:00 -0700

Mos > Maher

Sorry socially-active youth! Even Billy Boy is a bit jaded.

"Featherless two-legged linguistically conscious creatures born between urine and feces whose body..."

Sat, 05 Jun 2010 16:32:00 -0700

““Featherless two-legged linguistically conscious creatures born between urine and feces whose body will one day be the culinary delight of terrestrial worms.””

- Dr. Cornell West’s description of “Humanity”

I would marry Slavoj Zizek if it meant getting in on this...

Sat, 05 Jun 2010 14:28:00 -0700

I would marry Slavoj Zizek if it meant getting in on this wedding photo.

And who said philosophers don’t get ass? Look at that Slovenian stud!

So long, New York… I loved every minute. So long,...

Tue, 01 Jun 2010 12:45:00 -0700

So long, New York… I loved every minute.

So long, America… I still have mixed feelings.

Me & Mookzilla - Brooklyn 6/1/2010

I’m having such a good time in New York!!! So good, in...

Sat, 29 May 2010 10:38:31 -0700

I’m having such a good time in New York!!! So good, in fact, that the closest thing I could find to describe the fun is this video of Stephen Hawking trying Zero-G!!!